“Survival of the fittest”; it is a concept that rings true for all aspects of life. In school, this maxim is illustrated by the age old paradigm of bullies reigning over the nerds. Through this balance, the race of bully and nerd coexisted in blissful tandem. However, a dark evil has risen to challenge this tradition.

 

Rallying behind a common banner, some nerds have foolishly believed that with their smarts, they can upset the balance that sustained this fragile ecosystem. By utilizing unfamiliar terrain, they believe they can confuse the apex predators. By hiding behind the authority of school staff, they can safeguard themselves from their inevitable fates. They think that with their brethren, they can stage a coup d’état and display such hubris without dire consequences.

 

They are wrong. And it is up to one man, Ash, and his trusty ghost sensei, Miyagi,to bonk these nerds over their heads and teach them the error of their ways. It istime for tasteful vengeance. Prepare the calamine lotion, for the burns will be bad.